Denny's Diner

tfw your dad thinks he’s funny and buys you an “eggs” box instead

stay sharp!

now remember pals, don’t spend all your time this summer watching tv on the couch, staring at the bright laughing pixels of the video games, just wasting your days on end. you don’t want to get rusty! do you want to show back up to school next year totally dull and unpracticed, completely slacking in your eating skills? of course not! so at 3 least times a day this summer, be sure to eat something. bacon, chocolate, bananas, turkey melt, anything. keep that jaw in line! limber up that stomach! put those tastebuds on full alert! it might be summer and school may be out but WE WILL NOT FORGET HOW TO EAT.

JUST A SHAKE WITH A GYM MEMBERSHIP WHAT UP

Panz-dispenser.

Gonna earn all the pertinent badges this summer: Heat Jumping, Caffy, Stackin, Wavy Mornings.

food is your friend guys. it gives all of itself to you and asks nothing in return. and it’s there for you whenever you need it no questions asked. it’s totally not judgy because it just wants you to be happy. and no awkward silences. cause you’re all like “mmmmm” noises and the food is all “ohhh yeahhhh”

pancake names

  • flapjack
  • hotcake
  • johnnycake
  • griddle lid
  • flip-flops
  • floppy disk
  • perfect circle
  • the devil’s halo
  • wonder wheel
  • mad batters
  • crepe cousin
  • flat loaf
  • syrup doily
  • wreath of fresh air
  • plate toupee
  • golden shammy
  • soggy coaster
  • carb CD
  • breakfast frisbee
  • my only friend

secrets abound beyond the fabrics of logic and reality

don’t worry about how you did in math this year, once you graduate the only real world calculation you ever need to do is figuring out how much to tip

Sure to be a hot new look, the Mobrocc is taking over.

Time to clean out the lockers ya geniuses.

if you ever feel like you don’t carrot all, just keep frying.

SUV: Syrup Utility Vehicle

Sometimes we just don’t want to crack eggs the regular way. Spice it up, you know?

Broccollie!