Denny's Diner

A true feast for the eyes!

If you buy a house you should put portraits of all your friends on the wall.

Don’t you hate when you get a cast off and your bacon arm is all weird and weak?

How does one Denny's, if one is in England?

change the second letter of your country to a “g” and then you’ll magically just be in a dennys?

Call someone if you have the second one. That doesn’t seem correct somehow. 

I love your pancakes! Send me a years worth!

NICE TRY MARCEL PAHNSTEEL, NOTED AND INFAMOUS PANCAKE THIEF!

Smh, another dang pepper jam.

the discussion of the existence of aliens has a higher frequency in denny’s parking lots for some reason

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these culinary couriers from the swift completion of dropping a dang waffle on a man’s face.

Everyone is a DJ but not everyone uses the hobby to mix food.

surf’s up bran

The city is being overrun by dipsters. 

aph-dork:

dennys thank you for this delicious meal which I have now devoured A+ job dude

CLEANED UP