Denny's Diner

don’t we all just want somebody who looks at us like we’re a hot stack of pancakes?

Just jump over the whale burger you’ll be fine.

dennys getting a late night fruity call

what's your sign?

Asked by dcnkey
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Do you ever think about weird things?

Gotta baby-proof everything, even the babies, gotta keep those lil babies safe ok!

Your frenchtoast is real.

unlike this blog

when you’ve been out for so long that you answer your own texts you should probably call it a night

rules for the abroccolypse

  • WHEN IN DOUBT, GREEN IS OUT: don’t trust a single green vegetable. It could always be a brocc in disguise. In fact, don’t trust any vegetable. 
  • AIR DROP: you think broccoli can’t climb up to the ceiling in a group of 300 hundred and surprise bomb you, overtaking your body completely? Think again, buddy.
  • NO MIDNIGHT IN THE GARDEN OF FOOD AND EVIL: you might have to trek through some bountiful gardens as you make your way across the abandoned countryside, but ONLY during daylight. If you have to go 2 miles around a garden at night, it’s worth it.
  • CHECK THE CRISPER: Always check the crisper first when entering an unexplored domicile. Always.
  • USE YOUR TEETH: When they’re coming right at you, you gotta eat your way to freedom.
  • STALKOLI: Look behind you. Now.

Bad idea to bring those dino nuggets to life as a Denny’s attraction imho.

brad stop texting dennys so late pls

goodnight dennys fam,


sweet memes ;)

Why do I like pancakes though?

Asked by hirided

just called the scientist but they weren’t there so if they call back and say why we’ll let you know

us when we see a big group of kids come in after a play or a band concert or some big convention at like 11pm and they are having fun being all rowdy getting a little goofy but are still polite and order a bunch of pancakes and mozzarella sticks:
nice.

rare phobias

  • whiplipophobia - fear of getting whipped cream on your upper lip after taking a sip of your hot chocolate
  • barenachophobia - fear of finding a nacho with no toppings on it
  • bacondorophobia - fear of a condor swooping down to steal your breakfast meat
  • omeleternityophobia - fear of death by omelettes
  • slamesthesiaphobia - fear of being knocked unconscious by your grand slam
  • panrachnophia - fear of finding a spider the size of a pancake and twice as delicious