rules for the abroccolypse

• WHEN IN DOUBT, GREEN IS OUT: don’t trust a single green vegetable. It could always be a brocc in disguise. In fact, don’t trust any vegetable. 
  
• AIR DROP: you think broccoli can’t climb up to the ceiling in a group of 300 hundred and surprise bomb you, overtaking your body completely? Think again, buddy.
  
• NO MIDNIGHT IN THE GARDEN OF FOOD AND EVIL: you might have to trek through some bountiful gardens as you make your way across the abandoned countryside, but ONLY during daylight. If you have to go 2 miles around a garden at night, it’s worth it.
  
• CHECK THE CRISPER: Always check the crisper first when entering an unexplored domicile. Always.
  
• USE YOUR TEETH: When they’re coming right at you, you gotta eat your way to freedom.
  
• STALKOLI: Look behind you. Now.