Denny's Diner

we don’t so much as cook The Thing Burger as molecularly alter it into a tasty, flavor-filled meat circle with a cheesy bread dome. now available to mouths everywhere.

when you go on a tender bender

Smh Todd this is not what they mean when they say to have a balanced breakfast you idiot you’re gonna fall.

Meanwhile at Denny’s Denny’s: something out of this world.

movie premieres are awesome. especially when you get to be there. you could win a trip to a Fantastic Four premiere! enter now.

SANDWICH CHOP!

shout out to all the dads holding it down cooking eggs in the kitchen with no shirt on!

munch, munch, pass.


don’t mess up the rotation. 

a denny’s haiku

summer means movies
sleeping, and nachos, if not
you’re doing it wrong

The main menu hails from an ancient time.

You gotta cut the crusts off, you know, when you’re getting a breadicure.

DENNY'S HELP THERE'S AN EVENT THAT REQUIRES FANCY CLOTHING AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR

Asked by myselfinsert

PANCAKE GOWN

ever feel like a banana string? you’re not the peel. but you’re not the banana. so what the heck are you?

It’s zukini season.