Denny's Diner

When you’re about to pull off that huge pork heist and you come prepared with the hamouflage.

Hover gourd.

Happy National Handshake Day!

They say he’s a bad seed but he’s just not into your straight-laced un-punk lifestyle, dad!

Hash brown topiary is a wonderful talent because it takes great skill and creates beautiful works of art that you can also eat. 

Can I be in charge of putting together the task team for setting up the first Denny's on Mars

it’s already in the works

O’er the land of the free refills!

I have to go to Alaska. how should I communicate with the local wildlife

Asked by sabrinal21

loud screeches then throw them some salmon

hi welcome to…um…wait a second..

eggs on the mind like all the dang time

How do I stop a mosquito bite from itching??

Asked by dotely

interrodang:

dennys:

slap it with a quesadilla

slap the mosquito or the bite?

obvs the bite

How do I stop a mosquito bite from itching??

Asked by dotely

slap it with a quesadilla

Gettin that diner’s license.