Denny's Diner

PANCAKES HAVE MANY USES, AND YES, SAVING YOUR PLACE IN A LITERATURE IS ONE OF THEM.

BYO GIF, BABY!

It’s that time again. Fill our ask box with gif ideas and we’ll crank ‘em out for you throughout the rest of the week. See ya in the funny papers*

*um, which is here, on tumblr

Omelette beret is the tightest food-based foray (into fashion).

Tfw you find the best stuff in the couch.

Hey man, sometimes a burger needs a welcome mat too. 

sleeption:

so i saw this today

it’s true

(via sleeption-archive-deactivated20)

you either die a grape, or you live long enough to see yourself become a raisin

Hashbrush is a wonderful way to clean your teeth and by clean we mean put more food in there.

The omwallette is the perfect gift for you if you love functionality and egg.

He had a corny smile.

a new crazy animal has been discovered: the chillipede

be careful tho

Scramble-bar mustaches are the newest craze in outlandish food-based facial hairstyling.

WHAT, MOM?! THIS IS WHO I AM NOW!

SKATE IS LIFE