Denny's Diner

Denny's, what's your zodiac sign?

Asked by horoscaping

eggquarius

beauty is in the eye of the…um…dude with pancakes in his eyes?

The only magazine worth reading tbqh

Just drove by your Champaign IL branch. Lookin good Denny's, keep up the good work.

*blushes*

How high are you, Dennys?

idk standing on top of an egg rn so maybe 2 inches?

Yes this exists why would we lie to you about a pancake-necked giraffe come on

BYOGif: FOODSBALL

I had a dream my dad traded his house to own one of your restaurants .

Asked by mitchiri-nek0

smart dad

everyone is always talking about the football players having to do two-a-days in the sweltering heat but aren’t the band kids practicing too, in just as hot uniforms, carrying sometimes big metal instruments half their size, marching in the sun, over and over? well this is just to say: we see you band kids, we know you’re busting yr butts. so come on in to the air conditioned denny’s after practice, and if you need an extra booth for all the tubas, we can probably accommodate you. 

On the Root Beerian Sea, the Tug Float is king of the Weird Boats.

" Remember the a la mode! "

- every dad ever when ordering pie in Texas

BYOGif: Flying bacon-caped dog edition.

Getting off?

Wish this was actually to scale.

the-british-are-here:

dennys:

PANCAKES HAVE MANY USES, AND YES, SAVING YOUR PLACE IN A LITERATURE IS ONE OF THEM.

Are you implying that instead of school supplies, we should take pancakes to class?

No. That’s ridiculous. Just keep one next to your bed for nighttime reading.

(via tywysogmadoc)