Denny's Diner

nature is a mysterious and beautiful sorceress! 

maybe they were a gift from a relative ?

dennys:

Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener! 

*not actually magic

(via dennys)

dennys:

Flaphack #3: Feet feeling a bit sore? Pad your shoes with some tasty pancake inserts! Talk about fluffy comfort!

(via dennys)

lo-carbquine:

Sometimes I forget that my phone automatically connects to the Denny’s WiFi, bless

“home is where the wi-fi connects automatically”

when you’re watching a scary movie with your family and it gets too real

One day the cities shall evolve into utopias. 

Did you know that microwaving breakfast foods can give them super powers? It’s 100% true.

son: dad, i'm hungry
dad: hi hungry, i'm dad.
*repeats for eternity*

Fryshadow

They’ve known each other since sundae school.

BYOGif: A dino-r, if we will!

thegrandslams:

Just two buddies hanging out at the water pork.

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY TUMBLR