Denny's Diner

hash pipe

If you had to choose between love and pancakes, which would it be?

what’s the difference?

This dude thought it’d be tight to get a mozzarella stick for his peg leg but now it’s all topsy turvy and he’s gonna be sick.

and the words of the prophets are written on the bathroom stalls 

thedanksideofthepepe:

So Denny’s how’s your first ever establishment on the moon going? dennys

the pancakes keep floating off the plates - do you understand the gravity of this situation?

Question How to apply to be your blogger

Asked by chagirrrl

haha read that as ‘apply to be your burger’

we are all connected

BUTTER ON

I generally thought this would be a serious blog, but was not disappointed

we r so serious

wait you sELL BREAKFAST??

oh yeah, a little bit

forgetful, and very hungry

I keep reblogging u cause ur funny but I'm also very hungry

Asked by julieedee

let the jokes feed you

Yeah. We got all sorts of fantastic stuff happening.

What's up with all the pancake posts lately?

Asked by wiinter-lust

we sell pancakes