Denny's Diner
x 6 years agof 4,179 notes

professorpryde:

dennys do yall do weddings

yes

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#dennys#does#weddings
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x 6 years agof 2,399 notes

Love makes the world go round…

and by love we mean an intense feeling of deep affection…

and by deep affection we mean an emotional hunger…

and by hunger we mean your stomach is growling because you’re starving…

and by starving we mean all you can think about are pancakes & bacon…

and by pancakes & bacon we mean us…

Denny’s makes the world go round.

#dennys#love#text#lol
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Just look at this dude about to hit the waves in Calicornia. Just look at him!
Just look at this dude about to hit the waves in Calicornia. Just look at him!

Just look at this dude about to hit the waves in Calicornia. Just look at him!

#dennys#Calicornia#California#surfboard#surf corn#lol
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x 6 years agof 1,348 notes
#dennys#personal#ad#booth mates
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x 6 years agof 3,112 notes

What does "smh" mean?

Asked by stellergryphon

Salute My Hashbrowns

So Many Hamburgers

Silly Mansplaining Ham-hock

Soup Milk Holiday  

Seasoning My Ham

Salting Mom’s Head

Shaking My Head (of lettuce)

Scorching Mike’s Heart

Slicing More Hamburgers

Shaking Martian’s Hands

Stalking Mean Haters

#dennys#ask#smh
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ever wanted to do the moonwalk or centipede or loiter around like a creepy person on the red carpet at a Fantastic Four movie premiere? this is your chance.
ever wanted to do the moonwalk or centipede or loiter around like a creepy person on the red carpet at a Fantastic Four movie premiere? this is your chance.

ever wanted to do the moonwalk or centipede or loiter around like a creepy person on the red carpet at a Fantastic Four movie premiere? this is your chance.

#dennys#fantastic four#gif#sweepstakes
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thegrandslams: “How do you like your coffee? ”thegrandslams: “How do you like your coffee? ”thegrandslams: “How do you like your coffee? ”

thegrandslams:

How do you like your coffee?

#dennys#coffee#the grand slams
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Only trust businessmen who have briefquesadillas.
Only trust businessmen who have briefquesadillas.

Only trust businessmen who have briefquesadillas. 

#dennys#briefcases#briefquesadilla#business
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Even bacon isn’t safe from abductions.
Even bacon isn’t safe from abductions.

Even bacon isn’t safe from abductions. 

#dennys#bacon#ufos#abductions#gif
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cambodian-violin: “But what if I don’t like Dennys? ” *awkward*
cambodian-violin: “But what if I don’t like Dennys? ” *awkward*

cambodian-violin:

But what if I don’t like Dennys?

*awkward*

#dennys
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x 6 years agof 1,688 notes

are you ready for 11:11 yet? it’s coming up what are you gonna wish for are you gonna ask 11:11 to give you all the egg?

#dennys#11:11#wishes#egg
6 years ago / 1,688 notes
me, on a date: couldn't you just eat breakfast for every meal?
date: huh? oh, i'm not really a big fan of breakfas--
me, stuffing pancakes into my purse: i'm so sorry i have to leave right now immediately
date: why?!
me, halfway out the door in a full sprint: i left the oven on or my kid whatever!
#dennys#dating#pancakes#breakfast
6 years ago / 10,772 notes
x 6 years agof 393 notes

What happens when my toy in the cereal box breaks?!

Asked by thesketchydude-deactivated20151

you get a gooey new toy

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Did you eat your Dennies this morning?
Did you eat your Dennies this morning?

Did you eat your Dennies this morning?

#dennys#dennies#breakfast#egg
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