Those Nachos We Chose!

dennys:

It was dinner time
for Betty and I.
“Let’s go to Denny’s!”
Post haste! Let’s fly!

So we arrived at our Denny’s.
We sat in the booth.
In came Bob
then Jim
then Pam
then Ruth!

Come! Join us!
We’ll cram in real tight.
On top of each other.
Oh what a sight!

All of us hungry for something to eat.
Not onions or leeks or fancy red beats
Not buttered buns or pickled Gootch feet
Not even for Benjamin Bartle’s Famous Sweet Treats!

“I want something spicy!” 
“I want refried beans!”
“My food must be crunchy!”
Not one can agree.

Then, there it was
On the menu, so clear
Denny’s Zesty Nachos!
Yes, bring us some here!

Our waitress asked “Those? Those?
Are you sure you want those?“
“Yes! Yes! Those!
Those are the Nachos we chose!”

So she brought them out
All steamy and hot,
Spicy and crunchy,
Refried beans on top!

We ate them and ate them
’til there was but one.
We ate them and ate them
Now they’re all gone.

(via dennys)