Denny's Diner

Give me one good reason why I should eat at Denny's

when you wake up at 3am and have an undeniable urge to devour pancakes and a quesadilla, we are the only diner there for you

We’d serve a straight up pile of beef patties if you’d lettuce. No bun intended. JK, we condiment to do that.

Look out! It’s a hambush!

Have you seen our forks?

Always check your backseat before you drive away…

Potay Towing Company

egg: what are you guys up to this weekend?
banana: goin’ bananas.
potato: gettin’ baked.
strawberry: jammin’ out.
bread: ...
bread: *tear*
bread: just loafin’ around.

remember when the notes were gone
and everything was equal
it was a simpler time
of ghosts and quiet
like the memory of pancakes
you can no longer feel
in your stomachs

Look! An app-arition! Just because you’ve eaten its body doesn’t mean you’ve consumed its soul…

These shrimprov comedians are so quick on their tiny little feet.

mmmm syrup fingers ya digggggg

breakfast a-la-kart

ever wanted to just crawl onto a big ol’ giant bed of lettuce in a crisper drawer and just veg out for a while and chill?

Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch for that NEW! Fantastic Four-Cheese Omelette.