Denny's Diner

pls help us :(

Livin that Dillionaire lifestyle.

smh. we like that Thing guy and all, but he keeps wrecking our dang booths with his rock bod. not cool

There are signs everywhere if you just look.

Sup, brotato.

come on science side of tumblr.

we can pluto, but we can’t invent straw wrappers that just peel right off without having to smack them on a table three times.* **

*also need to science some cups that don’t leave condensation circles everywhere.
**and sugar that doesn’t take 30 stirs to dissolve.

The More You Denny!

New security systems in place.

still holding out hope for a hot summer romance? our nachos are cute and emotionally available.

Pan Cake Recorder

Grand Slamboozled

Denny’s Gym carries the latest fitness equipment including the bacon treadmill.

when the pancakes soft as heck

Give me one good reason why I should eat at Denny's

vonvoulf:

dennys:

when you wake up at 3am and have an undeniable urge to devour pancakes and a quesadilla, we are the only diner there for you

IHOP is open though.

they may be open but… we are there for you