Denny's Diner

ATTENTION

remember that many biscuits suffer from gravy deficiency. be on the lookout for these symptoms:

  • double vision
  • dry mouth
  • dry biscuits
  • you being like, “woah, where’s the gravy?”
  • flaky skin
  • insomnia
  • aggressive crumbliness

get your biscuits checked today and ask your doctor if our prescription strength gravy is right for you.

Alright spuddy, it’s time to testifry. 

How to Ask a Theatre Person Out

ilseneumannsshoes:

  • Don’t
  • We don’t have time for you
  • We have rehearsal
  • Our director is yelling at us
  • We have to learn choreography
  • Wait
  • Did you say Denny’s after opening night?
  • Okay maybe
  • But only for the Denny’s

denny’s with the assist

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Long distance relationships can be a missed steak :(

#tbt to when our blog was just a lil baby ;)

Beware the pie-thon! 

Do not kiss or eat.

Yes look at these very real and candid shots of all these perfectly normal regular people having such great amazing laughs with our foods now!

MIST STEAK, GET IT?!

Dang. Harsh Browns is straight up super harsh.

hsandother:

dennys:

When he buys you a 14 carrot gold ring ;)

exCUSE me but i only counted 13 carrots!

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you’re excused ;)

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When he buys you a 14 carrot gold ring ;)

Now that’s a missed steak. Ha. Ha ha.

the hottest new teacher

Denny’s secret service double checks every pancake to make sure its genuine.

This evil piece of toast is straight up outta control. Watch now.