Denny's Diner
x 6 years agof 861 notes

DARN IT DENNY'S WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME BACK. I WILL NEVER GIVE UP ON THIS RELATIONSHIP.

Asked by stomachteeth

we love you now it feels good thanks

6 years ago / 861 notes
x 6 years agof 724 notes
Sausage speed bumps save lives people!
Sausage speed bumps save lives people!

Sausage speed bumps save lives people!

#dennys#sausage#speed bumps#gif#lol
6 years ago / 724 notes
x 6 years agof 708 notes
WHERE’S THE DANG DRIVE-THRU ?!
WHERE’S THE DANG DRIVE-THRU ?!

WHERE’S THE DANG DRIVE-THRU ?!

#dennys#drive-thru#gif#lol
6 years ago / 708 notes
x 6 years agof 3,337 notes

sometimes we have socially anxious fries that hang on a separate side plate and not on the main plate with all the other fries. they’re just as great and awesome as all of our fries so please be understanding and make sure and be cool to them and eat them. they’re not being standoffish. they just get nervous around other fries.

#dennys#fries#anxiety#different plates#text
6 years ago / 3,337 notes
x 6 years agof 1,381 notes
They’re making great strides in crayon technology.
They’re making great strides in crayon technology.

They’re making great strides in crayon technology.

#dennys#crayons#pancakes#art#gif
6 years ago / 1,381 notes
x 6 years agof 3,801 notes

things you can’t do in a drive-thru

  • straw wrapper worms
  • play footsie
  • stand up
  • hide under a table
  • bask in the glowing light of indoors
  • get up and stretch whenever you want
  • hang out for hours
  • play sugar packet table games
  • feel the familiar caress of an actual ketchup bottle
  • breakdance
  • dine with more than 6 people tops
  • built a ship in a bottle
  • eavesdrop 
  • do a spontaneous seemingly choreographed dance with all of the patrons and employees
#dennys#drive-thru#list#text#lol
6 years ago / 3,801 notes
x 6 years agof 2,062 notes
First day of school comin’ at ya like…
First day of school comin’ at ya like…

First day of school comin’ at ya like…

#dennys#school#vacation#pancake#gif#lol
6 years ago / 2,062 notes
x 6 years agof 1,688 notes
could stare at this for hours until too hungry
could stare at this for hours until too hungry

could stare at this for hours until too hungry

#dennys#gif#pancakes#loop#animation
6 years ago / 1,688 notes
x 6 years agof 4,685 notes

we just got a Denny's in my city and I'm so excited

Asked by turtumy

Okay… that sounds fake but okay

6 years ago / 4,685 notes
x 6 years agof 860 notes
Wait, the pirate had a carrot on his shoulder? That can’t be right…
Wait, the pirate had a carrot on his shoulder? That can’t be right…

Wait, the pirate had a carrot on his shoulder? That can’t be right…

#dennys#carrots#pirates#lol
6 years ago / 860 notes
x 6 years agof 546 notes
I don’t know why they made bombelettes it seems dangerous as heck oh well try one today!
I don’t know why they made bombelettes it seems dangerous as heck oh well try one today!

I don’t know why they made bombelettes it seems dangerous as heck oh well try one today!

#dennys#omelette#bombelette#gif#lol
6 years ago / 546 notes
x 6 years agof 8,040 notes
Get it? It’s like that thing but with “pie.”
Get it? It’s like that thing but with “pie.”

Get it? It’s like that thing but with “pie.” 

#dennys#sen-pie#notice me#gif#lol
6 years ago / 8,040 notes
x 6 years agof 3,064 notes

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: I don’t understand why bacon is the de facto burger topping while sausage doesn’t even get considered. I mean, they are both pork products that you are adding to a beef product so why can’t I order a sausage avocado cheeseburger instead of a bacon avocado cheeseburger. In fact, I think the sausage would make for a much juicier, flavorful burger.

#dennys#what she says#text#lol#bacon#sausage
6 years ago / 3,064 notes
x 6 years agof 1,882 notes
good-times-goddess: “ dennys is the only acceptable place to eat at 1am ” a beacon in the night
good-times-goddess: “ dennys is the only acceptable place to eat at 1am ” a beacon in the night

good-times-goddess:

dennys is the only acceptable place to eat at 1am

a beacon in the night

#dennys#reblog#night
6 years ago / 1,882 notes
x 6 years agof 1,250 notes
It’s so dang beautiful when the cakefly bursts from the pancakoon!
It’s so dang beautiful when the cakefly bursts from the pancakoon!

It’s so dang beautiful when the cakefly bursts from the pancakoon!

#dennys#butterflies#cacoons#pancakes#gif#lol
6 years ago / 1,250 notes