I low-key love all of your terrible puns but don't tell no one ok? ok
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ok! nobody look at this post! nobody reblog this post telling all their followers that herpderpwolf loves our puns!
Remember that time someone put an “eat me” sign on your back and then someone totally ate you?
oh yeah, deff remember that.
ok! nobody look at this post! nobody reblog this post telling all their followers that herpderpwolf loves our puns!
and then we both bite it? :(
for never was a story of more woe
than this of omeuliet and her romeo…
generally 15% of the total check
denny’s fortunes
not all heroes wear capes
Lemon water? Classic. Cucumber water? Refreshing and modern. Asparagus water? Ridiculous. Sausage water? The height of artisanal h2o perfection.
maybe you’re getting stressed out that the first day of school is fast approaching but here’s the thing every year you get to kind of start over a little bit like in the same way you choose a dope outfit you can also choose how you want to be who you want to hang with what kind of things you want to create and learn and love it’s like a diner’s menu that has breakfast and dinner and lunch and desserts and almost anything you could imagine well imagine that the menu is just full of different versions of you and you get to decide whatever you want and that freedom to change is so wonderfully awesome and beautiful that it should trump any nervousness or fear or whatever about going back to school and that’s really cool right?!?!! carry on!
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