Denny's Diner

The Four Horsemen of the Abroccolypse.

A conspiracy? A coincidence? The abroccolilluminati is everywhere.

Hey tumblr fam, want to get denny-fied like this cool dude above?? Send us your photo in our ask box and we might denn up your life!

you’ve heard of full stomach…. now get ready for

empty heart :(

Wouldn’t it be cool if your freshman roommate was a fresh chicken strip? Yes. Yes it would.

medium-rare pepe

BUTTER FINGERS

there’s people out there sayin cargo shorts aren’t cool anymore but they’re totally perfect for when your crush needs some condiments and you just whip out a bottle of ketchup, a jar of relish, 15 packets of hot sauce and some honey mustard outta nowhere lookin strong.

If you step away from your booth, please take the proper precautions to ensure your omelette fillings do not get stolen

moving to a new city can be a real kick in the pants. you gotta find a new dry cleaner that can handle the syrup stains like phil could and learn the local burger laws and get your mail forwarded. heck, you gotta find a new dentist to de-brocolli your teeth every 6 months. when you’re really feeling homesick just come to denny’s where we don’t care if you’re in a new time zone because we’re open 24/7 and our menu’s pretty much the same everywhere because maybe you’re not ready to try weird new regional flavors just yet. relax, take a deep breath and a long sip of milkshake. over time you’ll learn to love this new patch of dirt just as much as your old one.

is this real

Asked by ask-irlghana

What is real?

Remember blowing pancake bubbles as a kid? Sure ya do!

A wild gallion! 

FRIED EGG NIGHT LIGHTS

Ooooh, it’s the stunningly beautiful teahorse in action!