Denny's Diner
person: you smell good
chicken tender: you do too. *snuggles up to ur neck n gives you a **chickey*
**sign of sweet affection where a chicken tender sucks on your neck

nothing like a romantic candlelit dinner

a denny’s haiku

your heart, like burnt toast
my fingers made of butter
i’m losing my grip

Look at what the world will let you make if you just open your heart and eyes!

Hey Burger King​ …or the Whoppaslam©? The Slopper©? The Slamopper©? wouldn’t that be whopperslamalicious?!

Burger 4 home. Great deal. No waste pls!

changes

look, we understand this is a confusing time in your life. your body is going through many changes. what used to be normal no longer is. and what was once foreign is now your default. it can be overwhelming. the glands in your body are rapidly evolving, growing, secreting all types of chemicals that change the way you think, feel, even taste. the revulsion you once had to onions is now a craving that can not be satiated. broccoli is the delicious crunch in your omelette you once despised. nothing is wrong with you, you’re just developing ;)

That’s what everyone is talking about right…

Pls Denny-fy me I would be so honored

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YOU JUST GOT RICHER

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WILD

Pushin them stacks all in.

You know there are billions of parallel realities, right? This is one of the TAMEST ones. 

VI-CUTIE, YOU’VE BEEN DENNY-FIED!

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WHEN YOU’RE SERIOUS ABOUT YOUR PASSIONS