Hey Burger King …or the Whoppaslam©? The Slopper©? The Slamopper©? wouldn’t that be whopperslamalicious?!
look, we understand this is a confusing time in your life. your body is going through many changes. what used to be normal no longer is. and what was once foreign is now your default. it can be overwhelming. the glands in your body are rapidly evolving, growing, secreting all types of chemicals that change the way you think, feel, even taste. the revulsion you once had to onions is now a craving that can not be satiated. broccoli is the delicious crunch in your omelette you once despised. nothing is wrong with you, you’re just developing ;)
VI-CUTIE, YOU’VE BEEN DENNY-FIED!
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