Denny's Diner

Buying a new mountain bike? We recommend front BroccShoks™ for the most control and traction, but also for being a healthy post-ride snack.

Just a nice pair of Pumps…

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Night of the Living Bread…..


Hahahahahaha. It’s me, the Denny’s dad.

Are you the REAL dennys

Asked by elmos-weh

why? what have you heard? WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO?!

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I WANT TO SUCK YOUR MILK SHAKE…. wait is there garlic in it? Never mind. That’s ridiculous. Why would there be garlic in a milk shake? But seriously, is there? Um, well, maybe I won’t chance it. Take it easy buddy.

ive spent about thirty minutes looking at your blog instead of doing homework tbh. your thoughts?

time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time

beware of masked potatoes this october

What’s a good pick up line?

how about a milk shake, two straws…

Have you ever gone pickle spearfishing? Please… only serious answers. No sea cucumber jokes.

Halloween Prank

burn a piece of toast, scrape a scary message into it and then put it back into the center of the loaf of bread

Ah yes… the traditional sport of circular-breakfast-food-sumo-wrestling.

I throw pancakes at people as friendship offerings, but they jut get mad and throw it back. Denny’s give me advice

make sure you throw it directly into their mouth but be careful cuz you could end up with too many friends

Welcome to the wonderful world of Denny’s!

Where you can be anything you want! A pancake, a potato, a piece of pie. Just come on in and tell us what you’d like to be and we’ll throw you in the transmogrification machine…