Okay… so… gotta clear something up. All of these, “I love you Denny’s” and “Will you Marry me Denny’s” posts in our Ask Box have got to go. I am NOT a piece of meat. I am not here as some object you can put on a pedestal to wink at and admire. I didn’t dress in yellow and red for you. I did it because it makes me feel good about who I am. I’m an individual. I’m empowered. I’m a diner. Hear me roar.
Oh, and for future reference, my eyes are up here!