Legend has it that a lizard-man-chicken hybrid stalks the outskirts of every Denny’s parking lot, snarling and peering through the bushes, sometimes frightening small children and scaring off the more timid of Denny’s visitors. But behind the scaly, feathery, horrifying exterior lives a gentle freak, just hoping to enjoy the fruits of his neighbor. That’s why we hire a Lot Tamer to go out each night and leave him some Pancake Puppies or Moons Over My Hammy. After he’s fed, he’s just the most lovable guy around. Still ugly, though.