I wrote a song for Denny’s. Sorry. I get a little emotional about my cured meats. — KC
Doc says my heart can’t handle it. My diet is too high in fat. What’s a man supposed to do when bacon is his favorite food group? Now I don’t mind a little green on my plate, but I live for an oinker’s taste. What’s a man supposed to do when bacon is his favorite food group? Eat at Denny’s until his life is through.
It’s Saturday. Which is hands down the #1 A+ best day of the weekend. Sure, Friday has that “ahhh it’s finally over” feeling and the rush of weekend anticipation, of having nothing to do for two whole days, but on Saturday you also get the sleeping in, the lazing around, smack dab in the middle of the weekend’s relaxation cycle, with one more unfettered day ahead of you. Sunday is fine enough, but it’s got that cloud of impending obligation hanging at the end.*
*Which can be fixed by going to Denny’s, pretty sure.
Tell him “kick rocks! I’m going to Denny’s!” he’s gonna be like “dang I regret everything I need to take some serious time to evaluate what’s important in my life and learn to make better decisions in the future that strive to consider others’ feelings while still supporting the person I chose to be” or something.
Drink a milkshake or look at a picture-book of bright reptiles or close your eyes and think of your favorite memory or do some sloth moves or indulge in an excess of dipping sauces or listen to even sadder music have you heard of Blind Willie Johnson and hopefully that helps pls don’t be sad anymore.
I have a good breakfast idea! A waffle in the shape of a hard shell taco. Then add bacon and sausage (like if it was taco meat) put eggs (like if the Eggs where lettuces) and syrup (like it was hot sauce!!) MAKE IT!!!!
Oh Dios, pues claro. ¡Que idea mas local! ¡Estás contratada!
dennys why would i want to eat nachos for breakfast
pls do not even come at me right now with this kind of attitude why wouldn’t you want to eat nachos 24/7 why wouldn’t you want to enjoy your life to the fullest come on “niaoll” be the breakfast change you want to see in the world!