If Valentine’s Day pops up early in your new relationship, you should always suggest spending the romantic night at Denny’s. If your partner agrees then you’ve discovered early on that you’ve found someone very special. If they’re in direct opposition to going to Denny’s, you’ve discovered that it’s time to bail. No need to waste your time on that one! Now get back out there, tiger!
We’ve made it simple, by separating the value menu from the normal menu. Hide the normal one before they can see it, and they’ll be all about that affordable delicious diner sustenance. Who knows, you may even get lucky after your date. By winning something at the claw machine.
Had a dream last night that I was building a mini-city with those fake, tiny logs, you know, making little log cabins for my toys to live in? But then I ran out of logs and I wanted to keep expanding my city. So I decided to craft the new cabins out of bacon. But of course, when I was done, I had to eat the bacon. And my toys, sans shelter, were very sad. But I, was very happy. And full.
You know how math teachers are always, “You’ll totally use math the rest of your life”? And then we’re all, “No we won’t!”! Well… I had two pieces of bacon. I ate one. Now I have zero. Not saying you took one, but something doesn’t add up. And it’s not that my math teachers were right…