If I was your boyfriend, I’d never egg your house. Keep you on my arm girl, you’d never be alone. I can be a gentleman, all the Denny’s that you want, If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go. I’d never let you go…hungry.
Hey tumblr, wanna build your own gif? We’re always making gifs here at Denny’s Fam HQ, we’re practically drowning in them! It’s a lot of fun, and we hope you like watching them…well…gif. BUT would you like to art direct your own?
Leave us a message in our ask box describing your fantasy Denny’s experience. Maybe it’s sharing a Grand Slam with One Direction or splitting a milkshake with a Sim, I don’t know! It’s your fantasy! Then, if it’s mildly tame and funny, we’ll animate it for you. It’s that easy!
Note: if you’re gonna be a smart-guy and leave something RUDE or OFFENSIVE in our ask box, I mean, you’re really only clowning yourself, ok? We see you ;)
And our menu’s like, gold stacks, milkshakes, scrambled eggs with hash browns, bacon, brown toast, crazy zesty nachos, we don’t care, we want more pepper jack and sour cream. And everybody’s like, prime rib, skillets, moons over my hammy, sausage, smoothies, Grand Slams n’ coffee, we don’t care, buying appetizers we can share.
Usin’ vegetable oil (oil), cookin’ up some spuds, these potatoes are for us, add some veggies just because. Go check in the cooler (cooler), lookin’ for some green beans. Yeah baby it’s food, it’s food, it’s food, it’s food. Eat with us we’re family.