But that TV was half off! And the gaming console… I mean, you would have been losing money if you DIDN’T buy it, right? Now you’re tired and hungry and most importantly, broke. Good thing Denny’s had the foresight to develop a $2, $4, $6, $8 menu for victims of Black Friday. ‘Cause you were totally planning on playing video games instead of eating.
Tired of long lines tainted with the musk of fellow consumers? Tired of the look in that guy’s eye that let’s you know he would have no moral issue with knocking you down if it meant that he got the deal on the flatscreen first? Then come to Denny’s. We’re always open. It’s a magical place where Black Friday doesn’t exist. Oh, and it smells like breakfast.
Thanksgiving is so close so we need to start brainstorming the things we are thankful for:
the tumblr community
well, chickens, really
people who care enough about something to be part of a fandom
fans (for the summer)
days off school/work
restaurants that are open 24 hours a day
"Denny’s is for winners"
anything pumpkin spice
moons over my hammies
all you can eat anything
oh my god this list could go on forever there are just too many good things in the world, we’re barely scratching the surface here! this is just the tip of the iceberg! we’ll be here until the next doctor who anniversary if we keep listing all the wonderful things we’re thankful for so ummmm i guess this is a good place to stop, right? ok, gonna stop. gonna stop
Had that dream again where I’m a super hero who strives for justice and quality breakfast so basically I just hide out in people’s kitchens waiting for them to microwave some weak breakfast substitute and I slap it out of their hands while shaking my head and hand them a map to Denny’s.
so the other day after my high school drama club performed our musical, we all went out to denny's for dinner. one kid brought his guitar and he started jamming to songs and we were all singing along. all of the employees and everyone got into it and enjoyed it as well. so thank you denny's. bless you
As the ancient saying goes, “ain’t no party like a Denny’s party ‘cause a Denny’s party don’t stop.”
Do you ever worry that if you start eating chocolate chip pancakes too frequently you’ll begin to incorporate chocolate into all of your breakfast foods until it escalates to you just chewing on a chocolate bar wrapped in bacon every morning?