October 2013

160 posts

fatgirlproblemscomic:

dennys:

Denny’s remixin’ Ignition,
hot and fresh out the kitchen,
Mama pourin’ that coffee,
got every man in here sippin’.
Syrup on my thumbs,
I’m like so what it’s bomb,
It’s the freakin’ weekend baby,
I’m about to eat me a ton.

Denny’s plz the rest of tumblr is starting to worry

Worry what? That they’re not equipped to handle our freshness?

*drops mic, eats breakfast*

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Denny’s remixin’ Ignition,
hot and fresh out the kitchen,
Mama pourin’ that coffee,
got every man in here sippin’.
Syrup on my thumbs,
I’m like so what it’s bomb,
It’s the freakin’ weekend baby,
I’m about to eat me a ton.

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#bounce bounce bounce #dennys #dennysdiner #r kelly #ignition #remix
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#dennys #dennysdiner #spoopy #creppy #freaky friday
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#submission #spoopy #dennys #dennysdiner #creppy
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#dennys #dennysdiner #nationa chemistry week #periodic table #grand slam
What if I don't like bacon?

Ain’t no thing. Just do you, Morgan.

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What if Denny’s didn’t serve bacon? #sospoopy #socreppy

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#dennys #dennysdiner #bacon #don't worry #we wouldn't do that to you
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#dennys #dennysdiner #egg russian roulette #lnjf #ed norton #jimmy fallon #late night
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#dennys #dennysdiner #BYOomelette #sloth #gif

Let’s be real: If I were a giant I’d spend less time stomping around destroying cities and infinitely more time playing Pogs with pancakes and eating the entire stack with one bite after each game.

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#dennys #dennysdiner #pogs #pancakes #giants #pog life
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#dennys #dennysdiner #fabulous super friendly denny's friendship and fun zone #let's all go to the denny's #and have ourselves a feast
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#dennys #dennysdiner #boothie #booth life #bout it bout it
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#dennys #dennysdiner #justdennysthings #emoji #art #emoji art
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#dennys #dennysdiner #anagrams #all american slam #aliens
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#submission #dennys #dennysdiner #dads
are you ok

feeling good, feeling great
feeling great, feeling good

how are you? 

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are you ok

feeling good, feeling great
feeling great, feeling good

how are you? 

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#dennys #dennysdiner #pancake puppies #pancake shibe #wow

Never understood why the jokers on MTV’s Cribs never installed a huge Denny’s in their house and employed a full time staff so they could wake up in the middle of the night, walk downstairs, and snack like an all-mighty king/queen.

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#dennys #dennysdiner #cribs #snacks
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#dennys #dennysdiner #harry sperl #hamburger #burger #nice beard
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#dennys #dennysdiner #fitfare #fitslam #abs #fitness

I hear the birds on the summer breeze,
I drive fast, I am alone in the night.
Been tryin’ hard not to get into trouble,
but I, I’ve got Denny’s on my mind
I just ride, just ride,
I just ride, I just ride…

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#dennys #dennysdiner #lana del dennys #ride
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#dennys #dennysdiner #pancakes #pancake tree #gif

Wizards welcome.

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#dennys #dennysdiner #wizards welcome
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#gif #dennys #milkshake #shakyshake
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#dennys #dennysdiner #hugs #hunger #hungerhugs

How many of you would get married in a Denny’s? How many of you would then hold your reception in a Denny’s? How many of you would miss your honeymoon because you gorged yourself upon metric tons of delicious food items and could not be removed from the Denny’s?

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#dennys #dennysdiner #wedding planning #marriage #party
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#dennys #dennysdiner #burger #psychedelic #gif #loop
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#dennys #dennysdiner #clickanddrag #dinername

I keep having this dream where I’m attending a graduation. We’re all in gowns but instead of regular mortar boards we’re all wearing huge, crisp quesadillas on our heads. When the dean announces our class has graduated, we shout with glee and toss our quesadilla hats high into the air. As everyone hugs and congratulates each other, I turn my head to the sky, unhinge my jaw, and wait for my reward.

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#dennys #dennysdiner #graduation #dreams #quesadillas
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#dennys #dennysdiner #creppy #thisorthat #emotions

Forget the pile of leaves. There’s a pile of smothered cheese fries with your name on it.

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#jumpintothecheesygoodness #forgetyourproblems #mmmm #dennys #dennysdiner
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#dennys #minecraft #dennysdiner #BYOPancakes
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#dennys #dennysdiner #reunited #nachos #cheese #beauty

If mummies were wrapped in bacon, would people run from them?

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#dennys #dennysdiner #bacon #mummy #spoopy #creepy
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#dennys #dennysdiner #creepy #spoopy #alien #i want to believe
“The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.”—W.C. Fields
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#dennys #dennysdiner #quote #pancakes
A Denny's Haiku

Eat pancake puppies

They are much more delicious 

Than the name implies

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#dennys #dennysdiner #haiku #dessert
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#submission #dennys #dennysdiner #freakyfriday #Jason #friday the 13th #freddy krueger #nightmare on elm street #spoopy #creepy
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#dennys #dennysdiner #mostermash #freakyfriday #brains #spoopy #creepy

There are two types of people in the world: Those who are grossed out by pumpkin insides and those who pretend to not be grossed out by pumpkin insides. 

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#dennys #dennysdiner #pumpkinguts #spoopy #freakyfriday #creepy
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#dennys #spoopy #FlapjackOLantern #freakyfriday #creepy #dennysdiner
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#submission #dennys #dennysdiner #freakyfriday

The look your friends give you when you order an appetizer like you’re going to share. HA.

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#dennys #dennysdiner #nothing personal #apps #friends
Never Feed You LiesStallion Whisper

Many have asked if we have a theme song. The answer is yes.

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#dennys #tbt #80s music #StallionWhisper #dennysdiner

A lot of you had something similar to say in response to our “WOW" post yesterday:

Well, you’re in luck! In addition to the delicious condiments you can already get at Denny’s, such as ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, butter, and more, we’re unveiling a brand new sauce, just for tumblr users!

Drum roll, please:

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Ta-da!

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#dennys #dennysdiner #sass #animatedtext #jokes
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#dennys #dennysdiner #BYOOmelette #CrackinUp #BadJokes #lit #literature

Mmm, fall. The orange glow of autumn. Leaves turning, scarves appearing, pumpkin spicing, days shortening. Harvest festivals approach, hayrides and cornucopias abound. The perfect time to sit in a diner with family or good friends—sharing stories, jokes, hopes, fears, over endless cups of coffee while eating yourself into a belt-busting, blissful food coma you might never wake from.

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#dennys #dennysdiner #poetry #fall #autumn #food #hibernation
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#dennys #dennysdiner #BaconStrip #comic #bacon #danger
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#dennys #dennys diner #milkshake #sharing