This is basically our pledge of allegiance.
BORN THIS WAY
*comes to pick up kids after work*
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!
Would those be pancakes that only come to you in your dreams? So you can’t actually eat them?
If you bury pancakes and water them with syrup on a full moon a Denny’s will grow in their place.
Everything on our menu is our child.
Witches, warlocks, wizards, and all other weirdos welcome!
You asked the Unipottamus for a Denny’s. He delivered.
If you could take any person, living or dead, to a completely free feast at Denny’s, who would it be?
Good q’s everybody. Let’s do it again sometime.
the unipottamus is pretty busy, i’m sure you understand.
Took me into the city to see about a daaaaaaank breakfast spot.
YOU CAN’T OUTLAW A DREAM
Of course you can! But why be just one pancake when you could be a whole stack? Go big or go home, yadadamean?
maybe he won’t find out what iiiiiii know (denny’s is the last good thing about this paaart of townnn)
You? Bacon ghosts? The Wizard from Wizard of Oz?
A ban on breakfast.
Next time you RSVP for a party just remember that if you’re sick of yes/no/maybe you can always write in “sorry I have a date with Denny’s” and they’ll totally understand.
👽✌️ take me to yr denny’s ✌️👽
If we lived in a fictional world without Denny’s and only fake burger restaurants, it’d be pretty tough deciding between Bob’s Burgers and the The Krusty Krab…
The spoopiest thing?
I think everybody knows
Denny’s sign says CLOSED
American Horror Story: Denny’s Disappears
No, you can’t cure my hunger,No, I don’t want to make you mine andNo, I don’t want to eat you nowhere,No, I want you none of the time…
No, I don’t want no s.c.r.u.b.,a s.c.r.u.b. is a super crappy, really unattractive breakfast.