Don’t look at it like you’re losing an hour of sleep. That’s so old world. Think of it as jumping ahead… INTO THE FUTURE. That’s right. You traveled through time successfully! You’re like a superhero. Of course, everyone who follows the whole daylight savings time thing is too… So you’re not that special. But you’re still pretty special. You should totally use your new powers for good. Like, check out what Denny’s of the future looks like. I imagine there’s lasers. Lots and lots of lasers.
Sometimes when I am sitting in my booth at Denny’s, I start to wonder how I got here. Like, where do we come from? And why are we the only species that is aware of our own mortality? Is our life some pre-determined track and we’re completely helpless to change or stop it, or are we free spirits and our destination is our own choosing? Is time reallllly a flat circle?! Are flying squirrels reallyyy necessary? Do regular squirrels really need that extra skin? I mean, they’re already agile. Isn’t that a bit much? And why were sad clowns ever popular? And why should I care about someone’s feelings when they clearly made a poor career choice? Who elects to be horrifically sad? But then my French Toast is delivered and all of that goes away. Because priorities.
Lately, you’ve focused on your friends, family, and co-workers, in an effort to spread joy and helpfulness to those close to you. Thanks to that interpersonal hard work, a pay off you greatly deserve is making its way to you: in breakfast form. Someone close to you, who truly recognizes your worth, will soon treat you to a lavish, nearly-never-ending feast of Grand Slams, avocado omelettes, and an eternity of extra bacon. Yes, a light in your life will soon take you to Denny’s. Because you deserve it.
We hope you all enjoyed yesterday’s Flaphack .gifs where we showed you tons of great uses for one of America’s favorite breakfast foods! Now please disregard all of them. Pancakes are for eating. Sillies.