Denny's Diner
x 13 hours ago f 926 notes

You're the first of my recommendation every refresh. May I ask what connection me and you have??

Asked by yourfavoritehuman

do you eat food

13 hours ago / 926 notes
Server: Can I get you anything else sir?
Man: Yeah, I'll take a side of ham please.
Server: Um, sure.
**server returns in 5 minutes with a side of ham**
Server: Here you go. Anything else I can get for you?
Man: Yeah, can I get a side of ham please?
Server: Uh... ham? Sure... be right back.
**server returns in 5 minutes with a side of ham**
Server: One slice of ham. Anything else?
Man: Ya know, I'd love a side of ham.
Server: Sir?? This is the 14th slice of ham I have brought to you???
Man: Oh, I'm so sorry. I suffer from hamnesia.
#dennys #ham #amnesia #hamnesia #get it? #he kept forgetting that he already ordered and ate the ham #lol #chat
14 hours ago / 2,176 notes
x 15 hours ago f 710 notes
Introducing the Wet & Wild Nannerpuss Sprayin’ Sprinkler™! Just hook up the ol’ hose and go bonkers getting sprayed with cold water and little bits of banana!
Introducing the Wet & Wild Nannerpuss Sprayin’ Sprinkler™! Just hook up the ol’ hose and go bonkers getting sprayed with cold water and little bits of banana!

Introducing the Wet & Wild Nannerpuss Sprayin’ Sprinkler™! Just hook up the ol’ hose and go bonkers getting sprayed with cold water and little bits of banana!

#dennys #Nannerpuss #sprinkler #get cooled off #gif #lol
15 hours ago / 710 notes
x 2 days ago f 528 notes
Make sure to let your giant bacon strip cool off before you go slipping and sliding on it this Summer, otherwise what’s the point…
Make sure to let your giant bacon strip cool off before you go slipping and sliding on it this Summer, otherwise what’s the point…

Make sure to let your giant bacon strip cool off before you go slipping and sliding on it this Summer, otherwise what’s the point…

#dennys #bacon #slip and slide #it's so slippery #gif #lol
2 days ago / 528 notes
x 2 days ago f 9,103 notes
…we downloaded it & ours is just full of denny’s regulars? get outta here mr s!
…we downloaded it & ours is just full of denny’s regulars? get outta here mr s!

…we downloaded it & ours is just full of denny’s regulars? get outta here mr s!

#dennys #pokemon go #Mr. Sherman! #get outta here! #lol
2 days ago / 9,103 notes
x 3 days ago f 651 notes
you’ve heard of the grand slam, now get ready for the grit mitt
you’ve heard of the grand slam, now get ready for the grit mitt

you’ve heard of the grand slam, now get ready for the grit mitt

#dennys #grit mitt #baseball #grits #lol
3 days ago / 651 notes
x 3 days ago f 636 notes
To Harold S. Wheatbottom there is nothing more important than getting a good breaducation.
To Harold S. Wheatbottom there is nothing more important than getting a good breaducation.

To Harold S. Wheatbottom there is nothing more important than getting a good breaducation.

#dennys #bread #reading #breaducation #education #lol
3 days ago / 636 notes
x 4 days ago f 943 notes

I'm currently staring at a Denny's. It's nice.

Asked by sassyalbinorabbit

take a picture it’ll last longer

4 days ago / 943 notes
x 4 days ago f 390 notes
This picture frame is…. uh…. very cornate.
This picture frame is…. uh…. very cornate.

This picture frame is…. uh…. very cornate.

#dennys #picture frame #ornate #cornate #who is that a picture of? #lol
4 days ago / 390 notes
x 4 days ago f 1,796 notes

Since we’re open 24/7 our booths have to sneak in sleep breaks when they can. You might not notice, but sometimes, when no one is sitting in them, the booths are sleeping. Listen for the tiny, vinyl snores.

#dennys #booths #sweet dreams sweet booths #shhhhhhhhh #text #lol
4 days ago / 1,796 notes
x 5 days ago f 9,389 notes
just a reminder
just a reminder

just a reminder

(Source: dennys, via dennys)

5 days ago / 9,389 notes
x 5 days ago f 1,682 notes

The Declaration of Indepancakes

We hold these booths to be self-evident, that all men are created sweet n’ low, that they are endowed by their Diner with certain unalienable bites, that among these are fries, herbal tea and the pursuit of pancakes.

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5 days ago / 1,682 notes
x 6 days ago f 434 notes
Apple Pierotechnics
Apple Pierotechnics

Apple Pierotechnics

#dennys #pie #pyrotechnics #seriously though don't blow up any pie #gif #lol
6 days ago / 434 notes
x 6 days ago f 1,763 notes
Be safe. Firecrackers can be dangerous.
Be safe. Firecrackers can be dangerous.

Be safe. Firecrackers can be dangerous.

#dennys #firecrackers #fire #crackers #do not eat firecrackers #gif #lol
6 days ago / 1,763 notes