Denny's Diner

You're the first of my recommendation every refresh. May I ask what connection me and you have??

do you eat food

Server: Can I get you anything else sir?
Man: Yeah, I'll take a side of ham please.
Server: Um, sure.
**server returns in 5 minutes with a side of ham**
Server: Here you go. Anything else I can get for you?
Man: Yeah, can I get a side of ham please?
Server: Uh... ham? Sure... be right back.
**server returns in 5 minutes with a side of ham**
Server: One slice of ham. Anything else?
Man: Ya know, I'd love a side of ham.
Server: Sir?? This is the 14th slice of ham I have brought to you???
Man: Oh, I'm so sorry. I suffer from hamnesia.

Introducing the Wet & Wild Nannerpuss Sprayin’ Sprinkler™! Just hook up the ol’ hose and go bonkers getting sprayed with cold water and little bits of banana!

Make sure to let your giant bacon strip cool off before you go slipping and sliding on it this Summer, otherwise what’s the point…

…we downloaded it & ours is just full of denny’s regulars? get outta here mr s!

you’ve heard of the grand slam, now get ready for the grit mitt

To Harold S. Wheatbottom there is nothing more important than getting a good breaducation.

I'm currently staring at a Denny's. It's nice.

take a picture it’ll last longer

This picture frame is…. uh…. very cornate.

Since we’re open 24/7 our booths have to sneak in sleep breaks when they can. You might not notice, but sometimes, when no one is sitting in them, the booths are sleeping. Listen for the tiny, vinyl snores.

just a reminder

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The Declaration of Indepancakes

We hold these booths to be self-evident, that all men are created sweet n’ low, that they are endowed by their Diner with certain unalienable bites, that among these are fries, herbal tea and the pursuit of pancakes.

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Apple Pierotechnics

Be safe. Firecrackers can be dangerous.